Mike would probably blow three times the limit if he were to be pulled over. Staggering, bleary eyed, pint of beer in his hand, somehow he gets it out...
"You know who has the best job in the WORLD? YEAST!! All they do is eat, poop, and have sex..over and over and over and over..." - all done with tons of body language.
Yes, it's not for the kids but it is the funnest tour you'll soon take. It's the great, funny, educational, and fun brewery tour at Milwaukee's Lakefront Brewery.
At the north end of the Milwaukee Riverwalk, the modest brick building awaits. It's $7 for the tour, which includes tokens for 4 beers.
After paying, you'll be told to go to the adjacent beer hall (or garden, depending on the day and weather), and cash in your first token on your choice of brews.
Lightly lubed, your tour guide will come and collect you and have you top off your glass before you start. Your filled pint will be your constant companion.
As the tour progresses, you'll learn the process of beer making from your inebriated guide. You'll soon be in the same state, so gloss over that point. The history of this small brewery will be explained. Answer a trivia question or help the guide with a task and you'll earn another token.
A bar halfway through the tour makes sure your glass stays full and you'll recreate the opening scene of "Laverne and Shirley" at the bottling line.
You'll laugh until you cry...then you'll stumble over to the bar to cash in the rest of your trips.
Don't drive...walk, take a taxi, or public transportation...but make sure you take the Lakefront Brewery tour. You will thank me, trust me.
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